🚩Pure Drama and Naatakbazi, a Farce called Zindian Democracy. 🚩@✒GBG⚔ [Humor and Sattire.]

1.  The fact is that Zindian democracy is a comedy circus, and it is now a days taken over by a ring master called Mo, an almost 70 years old Player,  with a gorrilla chest measuring 56 inches.

2.  Why Mo is the boss today is, because ever since Independence, the circus, where elections should have been held like a true people's democracy, and which should have been managed like a parliamentry democracy, has had elections held like a family's personal fiefdom, and  has been ruled like a dictatorial setup,  where mostly, members of a family, and their lowly sycophants, ruled the country of uneducated and unaware masses in the name of democracy, only serving the poor majority, stuff made of fluff promises and claims.

3,   As a result, today, Zindian democracy has evolved in to a corrupt  kleptocracy ruled by blasphemous political liars, who make tall claims, and then blatantly claim that, promises made  to people during elections are made, only to be broken. 'Jumley tou aakhir Jumley hi hotey hain.'

4.  Imagine, in Zindia's province of Funjab, even today,  in the 21st century, an erstwhile raja of a district of Funjab, namely Zpstiala, is still called a Maharaja Sahib,  by many sycophants. He also happens to be the Fief-Minister of Funjab. In his elections, this grandson of an erstwhile Indian king, infamous for his exorbitant extravaganzas,  had promised to arrest drug kingpins and some corrupt politicians, and had promised many other justices in an unjust society, by simply taking a small prayer book in his hand.   People believed him, and voted him in to power, and are now once again ready to vote those in to power, the one's they had voted out of power, to vote the 'Maharaja',  in to power.
 Confused ??? ???...
So is me, and the people of Funjab.

 5.  On similar lines, and in similar tradition, Tamo, the incumbent Prime-minister of Zindia, told people that he will get back all the money from Swish Bank, and give every citizen of Zindia, a sum of  Rs.1500,000, and the people believed him, giving him unprecedented majority. Confused ??? ???...
So is me, and the people of Zindia.

6. The Democracy has been turned in to  an absolute drama-cracy, and as a result, film actors and actresses, are made electoral candidates to represent people, they have never met, and also don't intend to meet, after the elections are over.

7.  Drama-indra, a film actor is now days canvassing  for his second wife, Ghasvanti, his co-actress,  a  candidate from Run-Paa party. She is trying to act like a peasant woman cutting Ghaas/grass now a days.  Drama-indra, a tubewell operator turned film hero,  had acted in a boxoffice hit film called Roley, where he climbed a water tower, and threatened to jump off it, if Ghasvanti's hand is not given to him in marriage. In this elections, he  tells the people of Ghasvanti's electoral constituency  in filmi Andaz, gaanv vaalo, vote for my wife, or I will jump from an 'Overhead Tank', and committ suicide. Some people start telling him not to do so, and promised to vote for Ghasvanti, whereas the majority are saying, 'Sala Nautanki'.

8.  Drama-indra's son,  Funny Jeol too, has been made an electoral candidate from a place called Kidney-Hope-Pure, a place he has never visited before,  in service of it's people. Funny Jeol  had acted in a film, based on age old enemity betwen Zindia and Mazakistaan, it's equally corrupt and degenerate neighbour. In the film, Funny Jeol is shown as a superman village bumpkin, who,  to fight the rich and famous of Mazakistaan, plucks a steel hand-pump-bore-well,  as if it was an unwatered marigold plant, and beats the shit out of his filmi adversaries, using the handpump like a circus slap-stick. The fun part is that Funny Jeol  goes around carrying a plastic immitation of  a similar hand pump, asking people to remember his film, and vote for him. Will the people of Kidney-Hope-pure, vote for a hand pump ?
Confused ??? ???...
So is me, and the people of Funjab.

9.  So the drama continues. In fact, Mo is the natural outcome of very corrupt traditions, set by  the first Prime-monitor of this class, Shiri Gem-Red, followed later by  his daughter, his two grandsons, and now his great grandchildren  called Dear-Anka, and Raw-Plough, who still amusingly assume that, they are born to be the Prime-ministers of Zindia.

10.  As a result of above said, Zindia has become a land of, falsehood and farcehood, where every politician, and his Tommy-Dicks are busy telling lies, blaming each other for their own failures, and thus claiming political space, in this chaotic democracy. When ever some one loses an election, he blames it on manipulated voting machines, also at the same time  conveniently forgetting about this, if they win.

11.  Now a days, a joke doing the rounds in Zindia is, that  Zomalian Government had borrowed EVM'S from  Zindian govt during their elections.  The  day when the results were out, there was panic amongst the citizens.  All hell broke lose, the people took to the streets, the Un-united Nations got involved, peace keeping forces had to be called in, because it was a Zindian political party, which won the elections, as per the machines.
🚩Laughter is Good for All.🚩
© ✒Guru Balwant Gurunay.⚔

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