๐ฉHave Social Media Groups become 'Sulabh Shauchalays'⁉@✒GBG⚔
1. A friend came over yesterday for some gapp-shapp. As we settled down, he started off angry with some thing, "I' am fed up of social Media", he said. "People post stuff of zilch value or just plain stinking old fish man. For instance Rakhi Sawant sending a message to Mika, that she is unable to crap, WTF. and this shi* is going viral. Yani constructive ideas aur informative discussion ke lye koi jagah hi nahin bachi.
2. I offered him some simple desi daru, that I can afford, and after throwing in our shots, , and cooling a bit he proceeded, "เคธाเคฒा เคोเค เคญी เคुเค เคญी เคฌोเคฒ เคฐเคนा เคนै। They blurt out anyting."
3. เคเค เคฎेเคฐे เคชเฅोเคธी เคจे เค เคชเคจी 'เคชเคค्เคจी เคชुเคฐाเคฃ' เคนी เคชोเคธ्เค เคเคฐ เคกाเคฒी। My Wife is a gem, เคฌेเคा เคฒाเคฏเค เคนै, เคฌेเคी เคंเค्เคฒैंเคก เคฎें เคนै, เคฎैं เคชเคค्เคจी เคธे เคช्เคฏाเคฐ เคเคฐเคคा เคนूँ, เคเค เคนเคฎाเคฐी เคถाเคฆी เคी เคธाเคฒ เคिเคฐเคน เคนै, เคเคฐ เคซिเคฐ เคซोเคो เคชे เคซोเคो, เคซोเคो เคชे เคซोเคो , and then he signs off, 'To my loving wife, NUNU, who has stood by me trough thick and thin, and gave us two loving children, blah blah.'
4. เคเคนाँ เคे เคฒเคตिंเค เคिเคฒ्เคก्เคฐเคจ, เคฒौंเคกा เคชเค्เคा เคเคฐเคธी เคนै, เคฒौंเคกिเคฏा เคोเคฐเคे เคे เคธाเคฅ เคญाเค เคเคฏी เคฅी, เคตाเคชिเคธ เคเค เคคो เคंเค्เคฒैंเคก เคฐिเคเคฐ्เคจ เคฌोเคฒ เคเคฐ 17 เคธाเคฒ เคฌเฅे เคฌुเคขเค เคธे เคฌ्เคฏाเคน เคฆी, เคชूเคो เคคो เคเคฌाเคฌ, 'เคนเคฎाเคฐा เคเคตाเคं เค เคจूเคช เคเคฒोเคा เคธे เคคो เคोเคा เคนी เคนै เคจ'। เคฌीเคตी เคเคฐ เคธाเคนिเคฌ เคा เคฐोเฅ เคเคเฅा เคนोเคคा เคนै, and there is a Ghulam in the frame too.
5. Anyway, my point is, why the whole group needs to be informed ? Whatever you wanna tell ur wife, tell her, You live under the same roof.
6. Now my friend was 3 stiff down , fourth on and I knew he is telling nothing but the truth.
7. 'One duffer', he continued," puts up pictures of his pooch, stupid, bloody mongrel playing in the rain, with comments like, 'So full of Life'. Then there are those who put pictures of, I am having Coffe, I am relaxing, having a nice pizza, having a pastry, got this shirt, sitting on the toilet throne, going to London, going to pind, coming back from pind, with my buffalo in pind, in the riksha, my village pond, or just me."
8 . " Oh how can I forget the 'Good morning' 'Good evening', 'Forward this to 10 people for Good luck', religious pictures and other such messages. Then there are those"' he continued, "who will click a few pictures of a local garden, a flower, or a moth, and post dozens of them on a group. Their 'chamchas' will reply, 'What a genius photographer you are sir,' Sab jhooth".
9. As my friend seemed to have spoken his mind, and after 4 large tots he was in a sober mood, so he asked me for my opinion on the issue.
10. Well well, said I, " Being honest , most of the social media groups are being used as 'Sulabh Shauchalyas', to just drop one's mental crap and move on, than next, and than next. By evening when you check your phone, its memory is full of stinking other people's emotions and you have to clean it all up. Being in more 'SM Groups' means that by evening you will be forced to clean 20 mental public latrines.
So.....
1. Be on very few Whatsaap, Telegram or other such SM groups. Only be on a group where your being is a must, for reasons personal, or professional.
2. Do not fill people's phone spaces with unnecessary good mornings, good evenings, and meaningless religious stuff, good luck or other forwards. Kindly keep your faith and God to your personal wall or home. Be very brief in your content, and stay away from loose talk or loose groups.
3. Please do not troll. Trolling is....
i. Personally attacking group members.
ii. Starting unnecessary discussions and start arguing where a brief discussion could have sufficed.
iii. Beating around the bush.
iv. Trying to sound important for no rhyme or reason by simply posting bakwaas on a common electronic ground.
4. On platforms like FB, stick to your wall. Post on your wall what ever you wish to inform those, who care to drop by.
5. Do not go about spraying your mental graffiti on other peoples walls, like every puppy peeing on every pole.
Sabhi ko Pranam๐
©✒Guru Balwant Gurunay⚔
1. A friend came over yesterday for some gapp-shapp. As we settled down, he started off angry with some thing, "I' am fed up of social Media", he said. "People post stuff of zilch value or just plain stinking old fish man. For instance Rakhi Sawant sending a message to Mika, that she is unable to crap, WTF. and this shi* is going viral. Yani constructive ideas aur informative discussion ke lye koi jagah hi nahin bachi.
2. I offered him some simple desi daru, that I can afford, and after throwing in our shots, , and cooling a bit he proceeded, "เคธाเคฒा เคोเค เคญी เคुเค เคญी เคฌोเคฒ เคฐเคนा เคนै। They blurt out anyting."
3. เคเค เคฎेเคฐे เคชเฅोเคธी เคจे เค เคชเคจी 'เคชเคค्เคจी เคชुเคฐाเคฃ' เคนी เคชोเคธ्เค เคเคฐ เคกाเคฒी। My Wife is a gem, เคฌेเคा เคฒाเคฏเค เคนै, เคฌेเคी เคंเค्เคฒैंเคก เคฎें เคนै, เคฎैं เคชเคค्เคจी เคธे เคช्เคฏाเคฐ เคเคฐเคคा เคนूँ, เคเค เคนเคฎाเคฐी เคถाเคฆी เคी เคธाเคฒ เคिเคฐเคน เคนै, เคเคฐ เคซिเคฐ เคซोเคो เคชे เคซोเคो, เคซोเคो เคชे เคซोเคो , and then he signs off, 'To my loving wife, NUNU, who has stood by me trough thick and thin, and gave us two loving children, blah blah.'
4. เคเคนाँ เคे เคฒเคตिंเค เคिเคฒ्เคก्เคฐเคจ, เคฒौंเคกा เคชเค्เคा เคเคฐเคธी เคนै, เคฒौंเคกिเคฏा เคोเคฐเคे เคे เคธाเคฅ เคญाเค เคเคฏी เคฅी, เคตाเคชिเคธ เคเค เคคो เคंเค्เคฒैंเคก เคฐिเคเคฐ्เคจ เคฌोเคฒ เคเคฐ 17 เคธाเคฒ เคฌเฅे เคฌुเคขเค เคธे เคฌ्เคฏाเคน เคฆी, เคชूเคो เคคो เคเคฌाเคฌ, 'เคนเคฎाเคฐा เคเคตाเคं เค เคจूเคช เคเคฒोเคा เคธे เคคो เคोเคा เคนी เคนै เคจ'। เคฌीเคตी เคเคฐ เคธाเคนिเคฌ เคा เคฐोเฅ เคเคเฅा เคนोเคคा เคนै, and there is a Ghulam in the frame too.
5. Anyway, my point is, why the whole group needs to be informed ? Whatever you wanna tell ur wife, tell her, You live under the same roof.
6. Now my friend was 3 stiff down , fourth on and I knew he is telling nothing but the truth.
7. 'One duffer', he continued," puts up pictures of his pooch, stupid, bloody mongrel playing in the rain, with comments like, 'So full of Life'. Then there are those who put pictures of, I am having Coffe, I am relaxing, having a nice pizza, having a pastry, got this shirt, sitting on the toilet throne, going to London, going to pind, coming back from pind, with my buffalo in pind, in the riksha, my village pond, or just me."
8 . " Oh how can I forget the 'Good morning' 'Good evening', 'Forward this to 10 people for Good luck', religious pictures and other such messages. Then there are those"' he continued, "who will click a few pictures of a local garden, a flower, or a moth, and post dozens of them on a group. Their 'chamchas' will reply, 'What a genius photographer you are sir,' Sab jhooth".
9. As my friend seemed to have spoken his mind, and after 4 large tots he was in a sober mood, so he asked me for my opinion on the issue.
10. Well well, said I, " Being honest , most of the social media groups are being used as 'Sulabh Shauchalyas', to just drop one's mental crap and move on, than next, and than next. By evening when you check your phone, its memory is full of stinking other people's emotions and you have to clean it all up. Being in more 'SM Groups' means that by evening you will be forced to clean 20 mental public latrines.
So.....
1. Be on very few Whatsaap, Telegram or other such SM groups. Only be on a group where your being is a must, for reasons personal, or professional.
2. Do not fill people's phone spaces with unnecessary good mornings, good evenings, and meaningless religious stuff, good luck or other forwards. Kindly keep your faith and God to your personal wall or home. Be very brief in your content, and stay away from loose talk or loose groups.
3. Please do not troll. Trolling is....
i. Personally attacking group members.
ii. Starting unnecessary discussions and start arguing where a brief discussion could have sufficed.
iii. Beating around the bush.
iv. Trying to sound important for no rhyme or reason by simply posting bakwaas on a common electronic ground.
4. On platforms like FB, stick to your wall. Post on your wall what ever you wish to inform those, who care to drop by.
5. Do not go about spraying your mental graffiti on other peoples walls, like every puppy peeing on every pole.
Sabhi ko Pranam๐
©✒Guru Balwant Gurunay⚔
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