1. Will 'The Heart throb of the 70's 'Girl Gang', and now the Prime minister of Pakistan last long enough in politics of Pakistan, as the head of its executive?
2. Now that his story also has a shameless ex wife trying to topple Imran's apple cart, even before it has begun to move, the bad omens seem to have come knocking along side the good ones.
3. Going by his Be-Reham ex wife, named Reham Khan (one of the three, and shortest lived marriages of Khan) Imran is a sexual deviate, a drug addict and a superstitious man.
4. Going by such let-down allegations, he won't really last long enough, so it seems, but as they say, if a cat's sneeze could crack pots of cream, cats would have ruled the world.
5. So if Imran Khan is resolute in his devotion and commitment to Pakistan, and the 'Pak Army' gives him some shots in the arm, now and then, imran will certainly continue to thrive.
6. Let's first look at how badly his Ex has thrashed him, even calling him a gay. Going by his playboy and flamboyant image, although this pathan looks like a real stud, but as per his ex journalist wife, Reham Khan (เคฐเคนเคฎ เฅाเคจ, เคो เคฆเคฐเค เคธเคฒ เคฌเฅी เคฌेเคฐเคนเคฎ เคจिเคเคฒी), Khan Sahib is a Bada pack, Chota samaan. Could there be a bigger insult to a Pathan⁉
7. She doesn't just stop at that. Imran as per Reham is a superstitious man. The man, as per Reham Khan was caught by her, rubbing (Mash) black lentils (เคฎांเคถ เคी เคฆाเคฒ) all over his body, and genitals because his Guru/Peer had asked him to do so, because that would take care of all the black magic done against Imran. 'Valaah, Vallah, Masha Allah', What a weird Peer, and a weirder follower, and a crazy ex wife, who is letting the beans spill, and the world know it all, via her latest book. I just remembered a punjabi idiom, 'เจฎਾเฉੀ เจคੀਂเจตੀ เจੁੱเจเจฆੀ เจฎਿเจੀ เจเฉ੍เจน เจੁเจฌਾเจฐੇ เจคੇ'. เจਿੱเจฅੇ เจซੰเจธ เจเจ เจਾเจจ เจธਾเจฌ।
8. Reham Khan even claims that Imran has some hobbies of a differnt kind. As per her Imran is a sexual deviate. Not only IK takes pride in gifting childless women, his pashtooon seeds, but he even keeps a tube of KY-Jel and cases of empty Cuban Cigars in his drawer to lube and piston some desiring bottoms.
9. As per Reham Khan, Imran Pathan is fond of getting stoned on coke. 3 to 6 grams daily is what the pathan likes to sniff, and then he likes going for some smooth silly slip drives, on 'Mob'y soft rolled pitch', a guy who lived with Imran, and was often refered to by Imran, as his wife. How true is this, only Reham or Imran can tell. Oye Laala, yaar teri Ex janaai ne to tujhey already Ex Vazir-e-aazm bananey ki kasam khayi lagati hai. ๐ต.
10. On the lighter side, Imran is also famous for being a glutton. He literally hogs on food. It doesn't matter if the kabab of his liking, lies in his plate, or mine, or yours, if Imran is close by, suddenly his hand will reach for the boti and take it. He calls it Piyaar 'เคช्เคฏाเคฐ', I call it good PR.
11. Well, all said and done, in my opinion Imran Khan is the best thing to have happened to Pakistan, aswellas the politics of subcontinent after Musharraf. He being a cricketer believes in thoko aur thukvaao 'Ley Dey key kaam chalaao. Hit a Six and let the other side hit it too, afterall the game is played for the audience.
12. Overall he is a brilliant choice to lead Pakistan, in the given circumstances. Every one from Trump to Putin agree, and Modi ji understands it too. Already a letter of goodwill has reached from Namo to IK, and IK has also wished that the two nations resume their cricketing ties sooner than later, but before that, citizens of India would like to see a tension-free LOC.
13. Also remember that all the similarities being drawn betwen Trump and Imran by the Yankees, is nothing more than the result of a few extra coke sniffs.
14. IMRAN is much above Trump in class, style, commitment and integrity. Trump is a pure Casino Yankee, whereas Imran is a thoroughbred sportsman.
15. Beware of these Yankees Lalley ki jaan, is all that I have to tell Khan Sahib. They have quite often thought of indian subcontinental nations as nothing more than dirt tissues, usable and disposable. Even if you can give back Pakistanis some long lost pride, it would literally be a huge stride.
Good Luck Imran Khan.
Good Luck Indo-Pak Peace.
©✒Guru Balwant Gurunay⚔
2. Now that his story also has a shameless ex wife trying to topple Imran's apple cart, even before it has begun to move, the bad omens seem to have come knocking along side the good ones.
3. Going by his Be-Reham ex wife, named Reham Khan (one of the three, and shortest lived marriages of Khan) Imran is a sexual deviate, a drug addict and a superstitious man.
4. Going by such let-down allegations, he won't really last long enough, so it seems, but as they say, if a cat's sneeze could crack pots of cream, cats would have ruled the world.
5. So if Imran Khan is resolute in his devotion and commitment to Pakistan, and the 'Pak Army' gives him some shots in the arm, now and then, imran will certainly continue to thrive.
6. Let's first look at how badly his Ex has thrashed him, even calling him a gay. Going by his playboy and flamboyant image, although this pathan looks like a real stud, but as per his ex journalist wife, Reham Khan (เคฐเคนเคฎ เฅाเคจ, เคो เคฆเคฐเค เคธเคฒ เคฌเฅी เคฌेเคฐเคนเคฎ เคจिเคเคฒी), Khan Sahib is a Bada pack, Chota samaan. Could there be a bigger insult to a Pathan⁉
7. She doesn't just stop at that. Imran as per Reham is a superstitious man. The man, as per Reham Khan was caught by her, rubbing (Mash) black lentils (เคฎांเคถ เคी เคฆाเคฒ) all over his body, and genitals because his Guru/Peer had asked him to do so, because that would take care of all the black magic done against Imran. 'Valaah, Vallah, Masha Allah', What a weird Peer, and a weirder follower, and a crazy ex wife, who is letting the beans spill, and the world know it all, via her latest book. I just remembered a punjabi idiom, 'เจฎਾเฉੀ เจคੀਂเจตੀ เจੁੱเจเจฆੀ เจฎਿเจੀ เจเฉ੍เจน เจੁเจฌਾเจฐੇ เจคੇ'. เจਿੱเจฅੇ เจซੰเจธ เจเจ เจਾเจจ เจธਾเจฌ।
8. Reham Khan even claims that Imran has some hobbies of a differnt kind. As per her Imran is a sexual deviate. Not only IK takes pride in gifting childless women, his pashtooon seeds, but he even keeps a tube of KY-Jel and cases of empty Cuban Cigars in his drawer to lube and piston some desiring bottoms.
9. As per Reham Khan, Imran Pathan is fond of getting stoned on coke. 3 to 6 grams daily is what the pathan likes to sniff, and then he likes going for some smooth silly slip drives, on 'Mob'y soft rolled pitch', a guy who lived with Imran, and was often refered to by Imran, as his wife. How true is this, only Reham or Imran can tell. Oye Laala, yaar teri Ex janaai ne to tujhey already Ex Vazir-e-aazm bananey ki kasam khayi lagati hai. ๐ต.
10. On the lighter side, Imran is also famous for being a glutton. He literally hogs on food. It doesn't matter if the kabab of his liking, lies in his plate, or mine, or yours, if Imran is close by, suddenly his hand will reach for the boti and take it. He calls it Piyaar 'เคช्เคฏाเคฐ', I call it good PR.
11. Well, all said and done, in my opinion Imran Khan is the best thing to have happened to Pakistan, aswellas the politics of subcontinent after Musharraf. He being a cricketer believes in thoko aur thukvaao 'Ley Dey key kaam chalaao. Hit a Six and let the other side hit it too, afterall the game is played for the audience.
12. Overall he is a brilliant choice to lead Pakistan, in the given circumstances. Every one from Trump to Putin agree, and Modi ji understands it too. Already a letter of goodwill has reached from Namo to IK, and IK has also wished that the two nations resume their cricketing ties sooner than later, but before that, citizens of India would like to see a tension-free LOC.
13. Also remember that all the similarities being drawn betwen Trump and Imran by the Yankees, is nothing more than the result of a few extra coke sniffs.
14. IMRAN is much above Trump in class, style, commitment and integrity. Trump is a pure Casino Yankee, whereas Imran is a thoroughbred sportsman.
15. Beware of these Yankees Lalley ki jaan, is all that I have to tell Khan Sahib. They have quite often thought of indian subcontinental nations as nothing more than dirt tissues, usable and disposable. Even if you can give back Pakistanis some long lost pride, it would literally be a huge stride.
Good Luck Imran Khan.
Good Luck Indo-Pak Peace.
©✒Guru Balwant Gurunay⚔
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